Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Blogging about blogging is so uncool, but in honour of my new template,"I don't give a shit!"

The blog has had a little overhaul.

I have been pondering what to do with my blog for a while now. For a while there I was boring myself just by looking at it, if I'm honest.

But the problem with pulling the plug and starting afresh is that it doesn't actually solve anything. It won't give me free reign to write whatever I want, because now I know what it feels like to be found out (bit like going to the dentist, if you're wondering). And fact is, if people are determined to read your blog, they'll find it. If they read it once, got annoyed and never spoke to you again, then the worst is already done; thats just three less spineless shitbags left in the world to offend. Hiya!

And if those who have found it are still talking to you, mostly because you live in their house and it would be awkward at Christmas if they didn't, then the most you can do is ask them not to. From then on, it's a bit like having your boyfriend round to stay. When he's over, the fam should know not to walk into your room. Or at least to knock first, anyway. That way it's their fault if anyone's hurt or embarrassed as a result of catching you in the act. You know, kissing n that. Ahem.

The upshot is that my blog is staying put. And to celebrate it staying put, and me growing some balls because I'm 26 and think that by now I probably should, I changed the template for the first time in 4 years.

Yeah, I know.

These days, I'm just a little bit too wild for the internet.

Someone hold me back, I.. I...I think I'm going to download a new font.

14 comments:

pinkjellybaby said...

Oh it's bloody sexy round these parts....

not twitter said...

Lovely pelmet.

And stop trying to transfer the guilt about your brazen exhibitionism on to your family.

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

PJB - Oh stop, you'll make me blush. Oh, you mean the blog. My bad.

not twitter - It wasn't me. That has not happened! Its all metaphors, promise.

Grump said...

You're a devil with the font. I'm enjoying the change.
Woof x

AFC 30K said...

We stick around, sod the rest of them...

Your parents didn't crash in on you and BF them they?

I wonce indulged (for quite a considerable time) in a spot of three timing and kept getting the girl's name mixed up during 'the wild thing' - not clever.....

Elaine said...

Love the new look :)

theperpetualspiral said...

I approve of the changes to the blog, less so of the shenanigans at home ;)

Huw said...

This is very very nice.

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

Grump - Woof! Thanks very much.

AFC - That is the cardinal sin of sexy time, I hope she never forgave you.

Elaine - Why thank you, madame.

Perp - Its all a metaphor. Honest.

Huw - It took a while but I found a template in the end...

AFC 30K said...

nope - she never did and I don't blame her.

I was just a bit of a bastard :-(

Ellie said...

No more split ends, then?

London-Lass said...

Oo *wolf whistle*

Get you and your new shiny template ... and glad you decided to stay, the place wouldnt be the same without you :)

roseski said...

Can I say it looks shit?

I don't mean it, I just didn't want to follow the crowd. 'Cause I'm wild.

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

AFC - Humph. Well, you were a bit naughty and deserving, perhaps. Maybe you'll get facebook friended one day :D

Ellie - No, I got a hair cut. It was about time ;)

Londonlass - Oh, you! I've gone all red n that.

Roseski - You're almost as CERAZY as me. And no, you can't say its shit. You're opinion isn't valid unless its saying something nice about me. Hahahaha. New blog, new rules.

 

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