Wednesday, 18 March 2009

How mad is this, right

This came through the fax today at work. We're always getting strange fax spam, sometimes it's mildly entertaining, and other times it just makes you ask, out loud, to the inanimate fax machine: "are you on crack?"

My favourite bit is shown with an arrow and labelled "the mental bit".

Oh, and then there's the bloke who is pictured on the front page of their website. Who may, or may not, be called "Bruiser".

Yowza. He doesn't break the law, but he does get results (100% legally - ipso facto geronimo, true story, no lie, fact etc)


The Unbearable Banishment said...

Perhaps instead of yet another dull admin job you could become a bone breaker for these guys. That's what they're insinuating they do, isn't it? Or am I being thick again?

Huw said...

Check our references! We have threatened to break the legs of anyone who says a word against us!

Brennig said...

There's a guy in Edinburgh who has owed me a hundred quid for a couple of years. Hmmm.... :-)

But I can't help wondering how Mr Cuddly Guy gets paid. Does he extract his commission from the debtor?

Robbie said...

And what if you dont pay him? Can you send him round to his own house?

Rol said...

I hate fax spam. Does it ever work?

Still, at least this one is entertaining.

Mal said...

fax spam does my nut in. We get it by the shed load here.

That guy is probably not even with the company, hes probably a model from Hired Goons R Us lol

Anonymous said...

Haha !

"Is your debtor laughing?"

Mouldy-Old-Tartlet said...

O we get these all the time .. even though we're signed up to that service that's supposed to block this sort of bilge. Erm, what's it called again? O yeh, Facsimile Preference Service.

PS : Bruiser is delish.

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

Unbearable - I think they're trying to avoid admitting the fact that force, of some description, is used. Ha. Cunning.

Huw - That's the general gist...haha...eeeeek. Subtle.

Brennig - Apparently so. The website seems to suggest that they take a commission from the "extracted" money.

Robbie - Hahaha - yeah probably :D

Rol - I can't say that I've ever taken notice of anything thats come through the to give them props for trying though :D

Mal - Yeah, gives a really professional look to the whole operation, doesn't it?

blueskies - Is the bailiff a pussy cat? MEOOOWWW

MOT - All those preference services don't mean shiz all. I used to work at a market research company and they told us the way around that during the training. Bruiser is a hotty.


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