Wednesday, 11 June 2008

Awright baldie!!

I snapped this a while back but forgot to do anything about it.


(For the blind bats: "London Eye said on 23 April that Jude Law had been seeking medical help for hair loss, including holistic treatments at clinics in LA and London. We also said that he had previously tried acupuncture and Chinese Herbal stimulants. We accept that this is incorrect. We apologise to Mr Law for any embarrassment our story might have caused him")

I don't know why this made me laugh more than your average newspaper apology normally would.

It could partly be because they repeat the whole offensive, embarrassing bit again thus informing everyone of the news who didn't catch it the first time round. Like me. And now, you.

Or maybe because you can almost hear the conversation between newspaper and lawyers: "Oh, the Jude Law holistic hair loss treatment thing, it's not true? Suuuure. Ok. Hehe. Hey guys, get a load of this! Jude Law's not going bald! Yeah right mate, and George Clooney's not gay. Hmm? Whats that you say? Law suit? Ah. Millions eh? Not a problem. Apology will be issued tomorrow."

Then again...perhaaaaps....it's funny because out of all the people who may (allegedly) be seeking hair loss treatment for their incredible receding hairline, Jude Law is probably most likely ever ever ever out of everybody A list and celeb-like to be one of them.



Jude Law. Not bald.
Allegedly.

9 comments:

theperpetualspiral said...

If there was an award for the us of MS Paint, you would clearly win it - such is the realism of that picture! :)

weenie said...

Jude Law? Overrated and deffo folically challenged(apparently). Though not quite as bad as Rooney who will look more and more like Shrek on his wedding day...

Anonymous said...

you must get some thrill of sitting your computer and attacking people who are successful...makes you feel better right? jude law shaved his head for his last film....his hairline was the same 8 years ago fyi....when it grows back. it looks just like it did in the holiday.....you won't be happy with that right...what else could you pick on jude for...that beautiful face and sexy body.....something i'm sure you're lacking.

Rachel said...

Ooh someone got out of bed on the wrong side didnt they!! (as in the above)

Anonymous said...

Is "Funny" another meaning for "lies" and "coward-low-self-esteem-misguided information" now?

Wow, I should remember that!

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

perpetual - why thank you, but I'm not sure what you're talking about ... that pic's not edited!

weenie - Oh bless Rooney and his funny little sticky out ears. Allegedly.

Blah blah to anonymous (aka, dolores craeg off IMDB...)

rachel - Comes with the stomping ground! Best to ignore, like they should have done.

Anonymous said...

Please don't eat with your mouth,

is that the way you react to somebody who has different opinion from you?

Now you are being "funny"!

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

hehe...touché...

London-Lass said...

I heard that Jude Law's real name is Dave. Kinda suits him.

 

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