Thursday, 15 May 2008

Not a good look

Shoreditch. Saturday night.

A bar full to capacity and only two ladies toilets to cater for the crowd. Yep, you guessed it, there was a loooooong wait for tinkle town - particularly annoying as I'd only gone in there to tip the half bottle of vodka I'd rescued from pre-drinks at a friends new flat in Old Street (immaculately furnished, supremely expensive but, you guessed it, minuscule in proportion - the flat, not the vodka) into mine and the boyfriend's glasses of lemonade. Pikey? Yes, perhaps...but who knew? No one except my wallet, which was £5 better off as a result - fact.

However...no amount of supplying your own vodka can compare to spending 20 minutes queuing for the loos, another 5 minutes on the damn thing (accompanied by shouts of "COME ON LADIES! CHOP CHOP! PEOPLE ARE WAITING, YA KNOW!!"), a further 3 minutes applying make up, and still ending up with an unwelcome cling-on...


Of course rather than let this unfortunate laydee know about her new shoe decoration, I took a photo.
It's alright...she realised after about half hour or so.
Bahahahaha.

9 comments:

nuttycow said...

And my, what white legs?!

Blue soup said...

Mean... but a great blog post :)

Clarissa said...

You are the best of bad!

weenie said...

LOL - fortunately for the laydee, she didn't have the back of her dress tucked into her knickers, especially with you loitering with your camera at the ready!

Boy said...

That's not, like, really evil. 8|.

I hate places with fucked toilets. When I eventually rule the world and own all the bars, toilet standards are gonna be up there in the high priority sector.

Lynx said...

Of course, there would be less of a queue if half the girlies weren't just topping up with illicit alcohol or applying the slap or just gossiping!

On a related matter, is there a "freshen-up" guy in the ladies loos as well as the gents?

pinkjellybaby said...

oh i hate it when that happens! and then you have to hop around for half an hour trying to get it off!

Robbie said...

How did you manage to photograph yourself from that angle?

theperpetualspiral said...

You are evil!

Evil is good, so please keep it up! :)

 

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