tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post8999162061689895545..comments2023-06-05T09:22:52.912+01:00Comments on Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open: Oh - I think a lump of my brain just disintergrated and fell onto the floor.Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-23911474400412092312009-02-28T15:53:00.000+00:002009-02-28T15:53:00.000+00:00Papercuts - Sideways hamburger = epic.Same time ne...Papercuts - Sideways hamburger = epic.<BR/>Same time next week for the willy game, I think...<BR/><BR/>blueskies - Haha! Great quote. And Ali G's finest word, how could I forget?Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-13236270590789209062009-02-27T11:16:00.000+00:002009-02-27T11:16:00.000+00:00I'm a bit late, sorry. I quote a transvestite: "I ...I'm a bit late, sorry. <BR/><BR/>I quote a transvestite: "I don't know how straight men can put their faces down there. It looks like a pigeon that's been run over." <BR/><BR/>Also, punani.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-57046383064971513472009-02-27T01:31:00.000+00:002009-02-27T01:31:00.000+00:00Ladygarden. Front bottom. Sideways hamburger. Velv...Ladygarden. Front bottom. Sideways hamburger. Velvet underground. Split-arse.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and has anyone mentioned 'fish taco'?<BR/><BR/>I love this game!<BR/><BR/>In anticipation of the next round, may I also add spam javelin, pork sword and purple-headed custard chucker?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-71676830521171522512009-02-25T17:25:00.000+00:002009-02-25T17:25:00.000+00:00You lot are good at this game...personal favourite...You lot are good at this game...personal favourites so far are growler (how could I have forgotten that one?) and wizard sleeve.<BR/><BR/>Front bum's been done.<BR/><BR/>Beaver is another wonderful choice.<BR/><BR/>Particularly liking the old skool suggestions from Grump, DH Lawrence was a dirty little so and so wasn't he?!<BR/><BR/>Brennig, I feel your pain on that one. Oh the things I've seen in this job, people complaining the photocopiers broken when it's out of paper...blah blah. The list is endless. <BR/><BR/>Drink from a furry cup, anyone?Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-16626857674639305462009-02-25T12:47:00.000+00:002009-02-25T12:47:00.000+00:00And nobody mentioned 'beaver'?My best mate got mix...And nobody mentioned 'beaver'?<BR/><BR/>My best mate got mixed up once and said 'badger' instead...weeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01602950445306813601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-20224733695804843462009-02-25T12:44:00.000+00:002009-02-25T12:44:00.000+00:00Lazy gits should learn how to do stuff themselves....Lazy gits should learn how to do stuff themselves.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, back on topic - front bottomweeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01602950445306813601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-39559649532197250812009-02-25T10:22:00.000+00:002009-02-25T10:22:00.000+00:00HAHAHAH @ growler!HAHAHAH @ growler!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-61750512449938115942009-02-25T08:01:00.000+00:002009-02-25T08:01:00.000+00:00I hate people who are stupid. I was in the library...I hate people who are stupid. I was in the library a couple of weeks ago looking up a thing and a guy wandered up to me. 'How do I use this terminal?' he asked, obviously mistaking me for Mr Fucking Knowitall Off The Street.<BR/><BR/>'Just put your library card number in and off you go' was my reply.<BR/><BR/>Too fucking complicated for him by far. Three minutes of tutting later he said 'I can't seen to get it out'.<BR/><BR/>Yes indeed. Mr Numpty-brain had inserted his library card in the A Drive slot.<BR/><BR/>My favourite alternate for vagina in this blatant piece of google-caching is Tony Blair. Thanks. I feel better now.Brennighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10553332352189636358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-62611205035384836762009-02-25T07:39:00.000+00:002009-02-25T07:39:00.000+00:00Most of my favourites have been used, but I'd upgr...Most of my favourites have been used, but I'd upgrade to kidney-wiping axe-wound, something I heard when I was younger, even if it's not wholly accurate.<BR/><BR/>It's "As large as a Wizard's Sleeve", normally, but I prefer "as small as a mouse's ear."<BR/><BR/>Anyone said 'Muff' yet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-52707677897526572892009-02-25T02:26:00.000+00:002009-02-25T02:26:00.000+00:00I see from above, the alternative words for Virgin...I see from above, the alternative words for Virgina are plentiful and varied. I think Fanny used to be popular, though not mentioned above. I think the other bit that joins in can be known as John Thomas. We can thank DH Lawrence for those bon mots. <BR/>Saw you on twitter but no longer twittering for the night. Oh and that reminds me of another possible naming. TWAT.<BR/>xGrumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16364403796591955960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-65326352045289839842009-02-25T00:03:00.000+00:002009-02-25T00:03:00.000+00:00Fur burger.Fur burger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-24838011015401744402009-02-24T23:45:00.000+00:002009-02-24T23:45:00.000+00:00Spunk BucketorWizards Sleevecarry on...Spunk Bucket<BR/>or<BR/>Wizards Sleeve<BR/><BR/>carry on...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-41456099060683294752009-02-24T23:40:00.000+00:002009-02-24T23:40:00.000+00:00Good evening.Tampon Socket.Good evening.<BR/><BR/>Tampon Socket.Huwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17812961156865975046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-65741238874893112032009-02-24T22:47:00.000+00:002009-02-24T22:47:00.000+00:00Yowza. You lot are on FIRE...(fanjita)Yowza. You lot are on FIRE...<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>(fanjita)Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-64952771721244132812009-02-24T22:01:00.000+00:002009-02-24T22:01:00.000+00:00Gash.Gash.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-87272561821911059002009-02-24T21:51:00.000+00:002009-02-24T21:51:00.000+00:00growlergrowlerkelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01894109565385962311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-30806789961961264382009-02-24T21:48:00.000+00:002009-02-24T21:48:00.000+00:00Can I join in with a quick `quim'? And exit with ...Can I join in with a quick `quim'? <BR/><BR/>And exit with an `axe wound'?Mouldy-Old-Tartlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13038284679875424873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-69669588283810812612009-02-24T21:45:00.000+00:002009-02-24T21:45:00.000+00:00ewww!!beef curtains.... word. I win I thinkewww!!<BR/><BR/>beef curtains.... word. I win I thinkAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-52764853486847934152009-02-24T21:38:00.000+00:002009-02-24T21:38:00.000+00:00Fish factory.Check.Fish factory.<BR/><BR/>Check.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-50661894441750061732009-02-24T21:30:00.000+00:002009-02-24T21:30:00.000+00:00Not as wrong as...........Snatch.HA!Not as wrong as....<BR/><BR/>....<BR/><BR/>...<BR/><BR/>Snatch.<BR/><BR/>HA!Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-76804455915512153812009-02-24T21:03:00.000+00:002009-02-24T21:03:00.000+00:00flapswhich is just wrongflaps<BR/><BR/>which is just wrongAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-68115640290793759272009-02-24T21:02:00.000+00:002009-02-24T21:02:00.000+00:00minge is the funniest, no?But I'll raise you a vij...minge is the funniest, no?<BR/>But I'll raise you a vijayjay (sp?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-29613097551318786332009-02-24T20:55:00.000+00:002009-02-24T20:55:00.000+00:00Ahem, love glove.Ahem, love glove.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-56815713865653814022009-02-24T20:50:00.000+00:002009-02-24T20:50:00.000+00:00Ooh, controversial.Kebab?Ooh, controversial.<BR/><BR/>Kebab?Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-38675436968687621402009-02-24T20:46:00.000+00:002009-02-24T20:46:00.000+00:00fu fufu fuAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com