tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post6667369095250285211..comments2023-06-05T09:22:52.912+01:00Comments on Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open: A glimpse of the futurePlease Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-1420177087774240272011-03-19T10:36:50.720+00:002011-03-19T10:36:50.720+00:00I'm with the Mooster. Before I got married I w...I'm with the Mooster. Before I got married I went to loads of wedding as a singleton; had outrageously great times being borderline badly behaved. :)Brennighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10553332352189636358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-12139040623019656562011-03-18T12:04:14.284+00:002011-03-18T12:04:14.284+00:00I go to a lot of weddings single (especially now I...I go to a lot of weddings single (especially now I'm of *that* age with no fella on my arm) and I have a great time.<br /><br />Any single man there will be hanging off your every word, you have an excuse to flirt outrageously with the barmen (thus securing they save you bottles of the best wine) and you'll have a fantastic time. Promise.nuttycowhttp://www.parlezvousmoo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-23414596392977299732011-03-15T21:22:04.206+00:002011-03-15T21:22:04.206+00:00Rosie - Newly single? Hope all is ok. And Mum'...Rosie - Newly single? Hope all is ok. And Mum's can always be trusted to be on-hand with a witty response.<br /><br />Breeza - That was the confirmation I needed.<br /><br />cynical - I think my plus one has been scrubbed off the list entirely to make room for a more worthy guest, rather than the one I don't have yet. Hammered it is.<br /><br />Elaine - Ahem. I've checked. None of them are single either.<br /><br />Laura - I don't think "because I'm single!" will cut it when avoiding bridesmaid duties for a best mate. But worth a try, non?<br /><br />Miss H - Not a bad idea, i.e., request to be put on a table with men. Single men. And if there are none, invite some. For me.<br /><br />Blonde - He's not single. And neither are the ushers (I've checked)<br /><br />Perp - Long lost relatives, perhaps?<br /><br />Londonlass - Oh, I've no problem with being single on a day to day basis. It's when there's all that love in the air I start getting nervous. Plus, is it worse to be asked when you're getting married as a couple, or when you're single? Jury's out.Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-47812623921749693562011-03-15T21:08:13.541+00:002011-03-15T21:08:13.541+00:00I hate weddings full stop and hate going to 'e...I hate weddings full stop and hate going to 'em (whether alone or as part of a couple). But enough about me.<br /><br />The thing is it's not all wine and roses when you're part of a couple and, similarly, it doesn't have to be doom and gloom when you're on your tod either. Just take comfort (when you're chucking back the champers and perhaps hitching up with a tres handsome tres single guy) that you're not having to bat away yet another nosy old bint who really must know when you're gonna get hitched (which apparently people are allowed to ask you EVERY bleedin' time you attend a wedding as a couple).London Lass Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05585548733858304214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-5984121279267921092011-03-15T16:36:03.315+00:002011-03-15T16:36:03.315+00:00I'm sure I read somewhere that weddings are th...I'm sure I read somewhere that weddings are the place to meet people!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-65392485136139557182011-03-15T15:28:19.818+00:002011-03-15T15:28:19.818+00:00I'm with Elaine. Get it on with the best man. ...I'm with Elaine. Get it on with the best man. xBlondehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04135846185772109032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-78479010786776814272011-03-15T09:45:10.510+00:002011-03-15T09:45:10.510+00:00Weddings are ALWAYS full of single men! Last weddi...Weddings are ALWAYS full of single men! Last wedding I went to was of an old uni friend. I was with my husband however at our table it was just us 2 and 6 single blokes!!!! Everyone ends up drunk by about 2 pm getting on like a house on fire so I wouldn;t worry about it plus weddings are great places for pullingje_suis_hannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07753448242111461848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-10521753756795637322011-03-15T07:46:40.791+00:002011-03-15T07:46:40.791+00:00I feel ya sister-girl. I'm missing two wedding...I feel ya sister-girl. I'm missing two weddings this Easter because quite frankly, I just can't face it. I'd rather not be the cliched drunk bemoaning how they'll only be together for five years anyway.<br /><br />xLaura Jane Williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12483166722690608208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-5680257040754749722011-03-15T07:14:06.229+00:002011-03-15T07:14:06.229+00:00Stay single. One of you bridesmaids has to shag th...Stay single. One of you bridesmaids has to shag the best man. <br />(It's tradition, ya know.)<br />xElaine Denninghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10640829930815645105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-22832866775994626932011-03-15T06:17:12.374+00:002011-03-15T06:17:12.374+00:00I've attended many weddings as the only single...I've attended many weddings as the only singleton and it's never bothered me. It's not that bad...just get hammered ;)<br /><br />Anyway it's MILES away until then, as Breeza says, who knows what will happen...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-45220018745237104982011-03-15T04:52:45.720+00:002011-03-15T04:52:45.720+00:00I'm glad you had a good weekend!
I feel your p...I'm glad you had a good weekend!<br />I feel your pain. But don't worry about tomorrow, as they say. You never know what will happen in the next year. <br />But... being single at a wedding does suck.Breezahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13475260956777868266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-81568784201889648462011-03-14T23:54:45.305+00:002011-03-14T23:54:45.305+00:00I went (newly-single) to my best friend's wedd...I went (newly-single) to my best friend's wedding with my Mum as my Plus-One. It was all going fine until Best Friend's Dad asked me, "Will it be you next?" and Mum butted in with "HA! She'll have to find herself a man first!"<br /><br />Just call me Bridget.Rosie (blueskies2day)noreply@blogger.com