tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post5040095945859485254..comments2023-06-05T09:22:52.912+01:00Comments on Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open: Pro tips for starting a new jobPlease Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-3618621178162760022012-01-12T09:27:05.033+00:002012-01-12T09:27:05.033+00:00Great stuff re. new job :) And no matter that you...Great stuff re. new job :) And no matter that you had a few the night before ... most of us office bods battle through our working lives in an alcoholic haze (just ask my bosses).<br /><br />O, and this bit :-<br /><br /><i>"That's what happens when you're trying to delete someone when you've had a few: you mistake the "share" button for "search" on Facebook mobile, and helpfully, there's no option to remove."</i><br /><br />is what I always do when sober. It has to be <b>the most</b> annoying thing (besides, say, bending a toenail back in your shoe or tripping up the office steps in front of a v. important client) and makes one look as though one is carrying one heck of a torch for someone.London Lass Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05585548733858304214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-14381862974941405202012-01-07T10:58:10.793+00:002012-01-07T10:58:10.793+00:00Laura - Good luck in your new job! May your first ...Laura - Good luck in your new job! May your first day be full of water and hangover free.<br /><br />Loki - Oh, shucks. *bats away compliment* (thank you)<br /><br />Hails - So glad I'm not the only one to suffer from bad decisions made the night before in the alcohol department. We definitely do not get any wiser. Definitely not. I did not do this when I was 16.<br /><br />treacle - Yeah I have! Woo WoooooPlease Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-38114246080978263992012-01-05T22:12:07.729+00:002012-01-05T22:12:07.729+00:00All's well that ends well, I say. You've n...All's well that ends well, I say. You've nearly completed your first week in the new job. Huzzah! xtreaclenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-7451534616532763972012-01-05T07:05:25.711+00:002012-01-05T07:05:25.711+00:00Oh my God. Hahahaha! This had me laughing the whol...Oh my God. Hahahaha! This had me laughing the whole way through, mainly because it's so familiar - don't think I've ever done it on the first day at work though. I did, however, recently have to abandon a classroom of 5-year-olds to stumble down to the office and say my antibiotics were rendering me too dizzy to stand up and teach. In actual fact, it was probably more to do with the vodka and shots the night before... while on antibiotics. I don't actually know how I made it into work in the first place, but I was home an hour later! Apparently we don't get any wiser as we get older. <br /><br />Glad the job is going well so far - enjoy!Hailsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-8328443627242793532012-01-05T01:52:27.678+00:002012-01-05T01:52:27.678+00:00You're my favourite blogger.You're my favourite blogger.Loki Marsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-329870352912935942012-01-04T20:18:44.966+00:002012-01-04T20:18:44.966+00:00Haha I love this. So something I would do, which w...Haha I love this. So something I would do, which worries me as I'm starting a new job a week on Monday. Note to self - no alcohol, leave home early, think before you speak!<br /><br />Laura<br />http://firstclassramblings.blogspot.comLaurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13165892635546256828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-73989183790450524412012-01-04T19:45:00.226+00:002012-01-04T19:45:00.226+00:00j - It happens to the best of us (another pro tip)...j - It happens to the best of us (another pro tip)<br /><br />Ellie - In that case, CHECK!Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-62063041331264493952012-01-04T19:25:26.168+00:002012-01-04T19:25:26.168+00:00Sometimes it is required to start a new job with b...Sometimes it is required to start a new job with bleary eyes!Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09130776138284979286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-7551747919299893282012-01-04T18:29:54.787+00:002012-01-04T18:29:54.787+00:00Ha! This reads exactly like something I would do. ...Ha! This reads exactly like something I would do. Glad to hear the new job is going well.jhttp://propertyofj.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.com