tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post1965416927758042475..comments2023-06-05T09:22:52.912+01:00Comments on Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open: BureaucracyPlease Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-83458767070116161532009-02-14T18:55:00.000+00:002009-02-14T18:55:00.000+00:00Nice handwriting.Nice handwriting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-91182960376077200792009-02-13T16:56:00.000+00:002009-02-13T16:56:00.000+00:00Puppies? PUPPIES??? You utter utter utter utter u...Puppies? PUPPIES??? You utter utter utter utter utter bastard!<BR/><BR/>I'd set my Dalmatian on you except he's a nutter and he'd love you to death.<BR/><BR/><I>I couldn't give a fart about the other crimes</I>Brennighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10553332352189636358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-70549072228272623722009-02-13T14:39:00.000+00:002009-02-13T14:39:00.000+00:00MOT - that's more the reaction I was looking for. ...MOT - that's more the reaction I was looking for. a hearty chorus of "you bastards"<BR/><BR/>papercuts - Ahh, I hear you. it is, as with most things that the British moan about, the PRINCIPLE of the thing. What irritates me more than the money, is the way that I mess up and do something wrong and get a hefty fine, the council mess up (again, and again, and again) and they get let off with an apology. Why can't I just write an apology to the parking warden instead of paying a fine?Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-68749827880215226372009-02-13T02:13:00.000+00:002009-02-13T02:13:00.000+00:00I sent my council a five-page rant about a council...I sent my council a five-page rant about a council tax charge I didn't owe a few years back. They blamed it on a computer error. So in this multi-thousand-word brainvomit I demanded to know how a computer could suddenly become sentient and send out letters demanding seventeen pounds (yes!!! SEVENTEEN POXY POUNDS!!!), threaten to take me to court and colour the letter in red too.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I offered to lend the council said moneys if they were that hard up.<BR/><BR/>I got a one-page apology in return.<BR/><BR/>Ungrateful bastards. That rant took me HOURS to write.<BR/><BR/>Once I'd wiped all the bile and spew off the paper, that is...<BR/><BR/>Take it to the media! NEVER LET THIS REST!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-42954926092663822432009-02-12T22:29:00.000+00:002009-02-12T22:29:00.000+00:00Bastards.Bastards.Mouldy-Old-Tartlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13038284679875424873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-78586373138355159232009-02-12T22:11:00.000+00:002009-02-12T22:11:00.000+00:00Sod their badly written apology. I want my £50 (pl...Sod their badly written apology. I want my £50 (plus 36p stamp) back.<BR/><BR/>Humph.Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Openhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246896544080806179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30034378.post-39931737824461284092009-02-12T21:40:00.000+00:002009-02-12T21:40:00.000+00:00Well, they did apologize! Perhaps next time you’ll...Well, they <I>did</I> apologize! Perhaps next time you’ll think twice before you torment children, puppies and Council Scumbag. <BR/><BR/>Do you really need my witty sarcasm right at this moment? Probably not.The Unbearable Banishmenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05704208968630911021noreply@blogger.com