Friday, 4 September 2009

Today is International Jo Day

This morning on the tube, I made an error in spacial judgement. As a result of my hasty rush for a seat, I spent half an hour sitting between the ample excess of a large lady and a generously weighted man who insisted on sitting with his legs at ten-to-two. It was most uncomfortable for all involved.

That is all.



Chocolate will be served at four.

14 comments:

Mjohnson said...

Hello – today is 999 – international emergency day. Stop being so bloody selfish.

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

Stop trying to hijack my Jo Day parade. 999 day is next week!!

The Unbearable Banishment said...

For your birthday I'm sending you a sack of cash comprised of international currency, a set of luggage, maps, GPS and a mobile WiFi hotspot so you can continue to blog in your travels. Happy birthday, Jo!

Ellie said...

Did you get a seal for your birthday?

roseski said...

Happy Birthday! Although it is also my friend Phyll's birthday today... so can't it be International Jo and Phyll Day?

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

Unbearable - Oh, thank you! Don't worry I think my parents will be supplying a netbook so that I can continue to blog on my travels. Priorities!

Ellie - It's a WALRUS. And yes, I get one every year. There's quite a rowdy bunch of them in my garden now.

Roseski - Oh what? I was assured that I was the ONLY person born on september 4th. You must be mistaken about your friend. Sorry.

miss*H said...

happy b'day!!! is your reason for disliking Fearne Cotton because her birthday is the day before yours? Us virgos need to stick together :)

The Unbearable Banishment said...

Jo, I have a netbook. They're FANTASTIC. Perfect for travel. You'll love it.

Elaine said...

Happy Birthday, Jo.

By the way...you're bloomin' mental. x

Scarlett Parrish said...

As a possessor of a netbook I can confirm yes, they are the shizzle.

Also, 4th September was the 17th anniversary of me leaving school so hey - there's always someone older than you out there! :D

(33 isn't old is it? Tell me it's not).

theperpetualspiral said...

Belated happy birthday wishes Jo. Hope you had a great day / weekend / International Jo day. I had a flapjack in your honour.

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

Thank you for your kind Jo Day wishes, all.

My new netbook is the best thing ever. Its so small.

Wahhhhhhhhhooooooooo!

Blue soup said...

Just wanted to wish you a belated happy birthday!

Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

thank you soupy!

 

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