Fancy a swim?

Word up. First things first

THE WEATHER
It just took me 6 hours to get from Suffolk to Hull.

and it took bloody ages partly because I was behind the fattest man I've ever seen driving a smart car in my life...seriously, going about 20mph in a 50 zone like COME ON you fat whale get a move on, I know it's waterlogged around here but jeeeeeesus, this bloke was wallowing for England. Anyway so I get back to not-so-sunny-Hull and found the place under water. It was fun for about 5 minutes before I realised all my routes home were shut off and I had to go a long way home and at about 2mph because there was water everywhere. So yeah, I was a responsible driver and took photos...what else is there to do when you're driving that slowly? Got as near to my road as I could after an age and had to abandon my car in Tesco's car park and take my shoes off and roll my jeans up and wade through all the water to my house. And the living room has all these weird snail trails everywhere but no snails. What's that about?

THE NEW ADDITION

My weekend was amazing, it was wicked to see the boyfriend, ohhhh we have such a laugh, it's so hard to leave him again! His dog's just had puppies so most of the time was spent cuddling, cooing over, laughing at and gazing longingly at the 9 miniature labradors, check this out:

Altogether now: AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! So of course because of my families latest loss, the parents came up as well and who could resist? So as of July we'll have a new addition to the house in the shape of a puppy dog. Yippeeee!

What else. Oh my mum just annoyed me. You know when parents just suggest things and you're like 'What? Why? How would that work?'. It's like she's obsessed with letting me know that her friends / family are about to help me out. I knnooowww! So with all this flooding she calls and is like 'Oh well you should have gone to P&P's house instead of driving through all that'. Yes, I'm just going to turn up at these peoples house without even attempting to get home first. Or drive back up the road I've just struggled to get down. Good one. Next suggestion 'Well you know if it gets really bad you should just go to R&J's house'. The point is that I can't even drive to my house...how or why would I go to someone elses? How would that ever work? Why would I need to? 'You didn't leave your laptop in the car did you?' What? Mum! Why would I leave my laptop in the car? Seriously. Rest assured folks, the rain has swept a lot of things away but my common sense is intact. Now someone please tell that to my mum.